Wednesday 28 September 2016

Alf shea, Mass Murderer!?

In a stunning turn of events a mass murderer in illy has been uncovered, alf shea 'the sad farmer'. He journeys from tavern to tavern claiming he lost his wife after 2 years of marriage, however he reappears in the town roughtly 2 weeks later after you send him off with a harem of females.

Well known player Rill has stated the following on the matter:

[11:33]<Rill> I've stopped getting new wives for him

[11:33]<Rill> they keep dying under mysterious circumstances

[11:34]<Rill> Alf Shea ... just what is he doing with all those wives?

[11:36]<Rill> I refuse to find him anymore

[11:37]<Rill> not until he comes up with a plausible explanation about what happened to the last 152 of them

I personally agree with this, and sincerely hope we find out what happened to all the young ladies, especially with the numbers he leaves with....

Tuesday 27 September 2016

Yarr! declares on Absa after Biff siege break


In a surprising move, Yarr! has declared on Absa. This happened due to Absa member ‘Latvalaishappy’ breaking the siege on a town owned by ‘Biff’. An alliance less player who has shown no activity in a month, he is well known for stating inappropriate things to ‘Willd’.

When asked about the siege break Latvalaishappy stated the following:

[20:01]<Latvalaishappy> Mainly for 2 reasons.Firstly, because as an ex-Absa player, we feel Biff's towns as our claim, since we were the ones that helped built them up

[20:02]<Latvalaishappy> Biff's towns are to be given to Absa members, but even outsiders could have claimed upon an agreement

When it was pointed out that as an alliance less player, the alliance claim isn’t accepted as valid by a large population of the server, he stated the following:

“[20:16]<Latvalaishappy> Let me put it simply, mademoiselle Dakota.I am not protecting Biff, nor his ill behaviour -let alone the fact that i did not learn of what happened until today, due to my large period of inactivity-, but, as one of the persons that actively spent effort and time to build these cities, I claim the cities”

Another absaroke member did chime in on the siege break matter:

“[19:53]<GregoRokin> it was bit hasty reaction by one of our members

[19:54]<GregoRokin> stiull, it was only few engines lost and one unit

[19:54]<GregoRokin> and we broke the siege on one of our strategic cities

[19:54]<GregoRokin> everyone would act the same

Solanar stated the following in a mail:

“As many people are already aware, Biff made personally vulgar remarks towards Willd in GC. He further insisted she liked it, refused to apologize, and in a remarkable turnaround, demanded she apologize to him (for what is unclear - perhaps for being offended by his remarks?)

In response to these events, the GMs in their wisdom muted Biff for an unknown amount of time. Feeling that the muting was insufficient punishment, I contacted Qaal, as head of Absa. I informed him of what Biff had said, and stated that I was sure that if Absa leadership had been aware, they would have already kicked him, rather than being tarnished by his presense. Qaal did not reply to me, but the next time I logged on, he had read the mail and Biff was no longer in Absa - it is my conceit that he agreed and kicked Biff, though without he or Biff making comment I cannot know for sure.

We launched several attacks on Biff in an effort to soften him up, both troops and diplos. We had tens of thousands of troops in movement when the tourney started - and Biff appeared to go inactive on about 09/02, at least, he stopped dodging our attacks against him. With the popular focus shifting towards the tourney, and Biff no longer responding, I sent a series of undefended sieges against him - if he broke the sieges, we would plan more serious ops afterwards. If he did not, well, I certainly was not going to use catapults in the tourney.

Each siege had 30 or less cats. Only a single siege on each town. But the closest 4 towns were already to 0 population and messengers launched to recall them before the first contact from Absa. I replied in just under 2 hours. I mention this to give an idea of the time dilation, that there was no immediate contact, no real notice given that anyone Absa felt they had any claim to the cities, prior to them attacking me directly.

Then my siege was broken, before the messengers arrived - in spite of the town already having been at 0 pop for nearly a full day. I replied in the same way I intended to if Biff had remained in Absa, or had been defended by them while he was still active. Given the attacker is one of those holding the 2nd highest rank in Absa, I assumed that their actions were indicative of official Absa policy. They were, in fact, the aggressors - I just made it official by declaring war. The person who attacked my army did not even contact me until well after the war dec.

I have no intention of ceasing attacks on Biff until his account is destroyed. If Absa wants the cities, they are welcome to them, but they need to move fast. Continuing to defend his cities will mean not only the loss of whatever value they hold, but active members losing valuable cities as well. This is nothing less than justice.”

The bounty on Biff's towns in the telegraph is decently known, The entire sum of the bounty (54 million) has been sent to Yarr! to aid with them sieging Biff and any consequences that may come from sieging Biff.

Author: Dakota

Thursday 22 September 2016

Storm and nCrow merge for Tournament


Several players from Storm have joined nCrow to allow them both to compete more strongly in the tournament. A leaked IGM to the Telegraph said the following:
'hello everyone,
our performance in the tourney was very poor considering our performance in last time, this was due to inactivity and i hope to change this soon and be ready for next tourney.
Many of you have already got mail about our move to ncrow for tourney and some of you may have already reiceved the invites.
so everyone who got the invites can move asap. i hope none of your armies are occupying any sq.if so you must recall before moving.armies in motion doesnt matter.
The main idea behind the move is we have already secured win on our home sq such as windlost,usror,northmarch.
there is no use in fighting for it if we are not going for top3. so for players who wanted to continue and have fun i have made this arrangement. since ncrow had limitted number of slots we had to leave some inactive people behind.
once tourney is over we will return and get storm back to life.
for people who have not got invites or mails im working on it.(only active ones).but if anyone wants to move and be active in tourney pls mail me so you will be given more perference.
In the mean time morg will be promoted to leadership position.'

So far there are ten players from Storm in nCrow:
Bey (moved on the 11th)
Aonghas (moved on the 18th)
DeathDealer89-II (moved on the 18th)
Domhnall (moved on the 18th)
Dragon3 (moved on the 18th)
Ericp (moved on the 18th)
nragara (moved on the 18th)
madmano (moved on the 19th)
Kalculas (moved on the 19th)
DukePaul (moved on the 22nd)

They have all been given the rank of 'Chough' with the exception of Bey who plans to stay on with nCrow after the tournament.The new players on nCrow's roster have added over 2.7 million population and boosted nCrow to top of the leader board when ranked by membership.

The Storm players seem to have had an effect on nCrow's performance already; they have started to gain on third place SkB.


SkB are performing well having closed the gap between them and VTX to just 41 hours at the time of writing. Whether this will be enough to fend off the combination of nCrow and Storm has yet to be seen.



Tournament Rankings at the time of publishing:
YesterdayNowMidnightAllianceOccupation Time
No Change 1No Change Valiant Crows [vCrow]140 days 9 hrs 26 mins
No Change 2No Change VicToRix [VTX]121 days 20 hrs 54 mins
No Change 3No Change Skeleton Boar [SkB]120 days 3 hrs 32 mins
No Change 4No Change Crow's Nest [nCrow]107 days 6 hrs 23 mins
No Change 5No Change Order of the Orc [HORDE]90 days 18 hrs 27 mins
No Change 6No Change Eight Hand Crow [eCrow]71 days 2 hrs 44 mins
No Change 7No Change Slaves to Armok [StA]69 days 4 hrs 57 mins
No Change 8No Change Holy Storm Company [Storm]60 days 21 hrs
No Change 9No Change The Pirate Kings [YARR!]57 days 18 hrs 46 mins
+1 Rising 10No Change EAGLES EYRIE [EE]50 days 2 hrs 58 mins
-1 Falling 11No Change The Colonist Empire [TCol]49 days 22 hrs 43 mins
+1 Rising 12No Change The Gateway [GATE]49 days 3 hrs 54 mins
-1 Falling 13No Change Æsir [Æsir]48 days 5 hrs 14 mins
No Change 14No Change Absaroke [Absa]42 days 56 mins
No Change 15No Change Shrapnel's FDU [FDU-S]36 days 12 hrs 17 mins
No Change 16No Change Murder of Crows [mCrow]33 days 19 hrs 42 mins
No Change 17No Change Southland Sentinels [SOUTH]29 days 2 hrs 33 mins
No Change 18No Change Hogwarts at Illyriad [Hog]26 days 5 hrs 10 mins
No Change 19No Change Roman Empire [RE]23 days 12 hrs 52 mins
No Change 20No Change Fairy Road Authority [Roads]22 days 14 hrs 16 mins
No Change 21No Change Calaquendi Crow [Calcr]20 days 21 hrs 52 mins
No Change 22No Change The Unfettered [TUF]14 days 2 mins
No Change 23No Change PRAEVALEO [PRVAL]12 days 20 hrs 16 mins
No Change 24No Change The Fellowship [TFotR]12 days 19 hrs 7 mins
+2 Rising 25No Change SnugglersCrowalition [HUGcr]10 days 23 hrs 5 mins
-1 Falling 26No Change Dwarven Lords [Dlord]10 days 20 hrs 30 mins
-1 Falling 27No Change Love And Freedom [Laugh]10 days 8 hrs 53 mins
No Change 28No Change Hellfire [Hell]10 days 5 hrs 11 mins
No Change 29No Change Harmless? [H?]8 days 22 hrs 50 mins
No Change 30No Change Ouroborosian [Riot]7 days 21 hrs 11 mins
No Change 31No Change Marauders by default [M.d]7 days 1 hr 29 mins
No Change 32No Change Orc Boyz Crew [OBC]6 days 14 hrs 6 mins
+3 Rising 33No Change Achaean's League [ACHE]5 days 22 hrs 7 mins
-1 Falling 34No Change Illyria Fairy Nation [Fairy]5 days 20 hrs 53 mins
-1 Falling 35No Change Southern Kingdoms [SKs]5 days 18 hrs 25 mins
-1 Falling 36No Change Alizés [AZ]5 days 6 hrs 52 mins
No Change 37No Change The Grey Company [G!]4 days 4 hrs 7 mins
No Change 38No Change Dark Blight [DB]3 days 11 hrs 34 mins
No Change 39No Change Strendur's Army [~SA~]2 days 7 hrs 13 mins
No Change 40No Change Terraformers [TFM]2 days 4 hrs 10 mins
No Change 41No Change The Moving Company [TMC]2 days 2 hrs 52 mins
+1 Rising 42No Change Republic ofC-Andlan [RoFCA]2 days 34 mins
-1 Falling 43No Change INDOMITI [IND]1 day 23 hrs 6 mins
No Change 44No Change Republic of F.Cities [RoFC]1 day 16 hrs 57 mins
No Change 45No Change Infamy [Fam]1 day 11 hrs 23 mins
No Change 46No Change The Willd Bunch [WILD]1 day 1 hr 58 mins
No Change 47No Change VicToRix Mercator [VTXM]23 hrs 17 mins
No Change 48No Change Wheel of Time [WoT]21 hrs 9 mins
No Change 49No Change Asatru [Loki]17 hrs 41 mins
No Change 50No Change Semper ad Meliora [{S M}]16 hrs 34 mins
No Change 51No Change Illy Training Ground [ITG]15 hrs 38 mins
+1 Rising 52No Change The Hashashin [SIN]14 hrs 37 mins
+1 Rising 53No Change Colony Silbeaur [HAVEN]12 hrs 20 mins
-2 Falling 54No Change Lost Again [LOST]11 hrs 45 mins
No Change 55No Change Heroes of the Horn [HOTH]6 hrs 18 mins
No Change 56No Change Blood Moon [MOON]5 hrs 47 mins
No Change 57No Change Invictus [VIC]5 hrs 5 mins
No Change 58No Change TROUT [TROUT]4 hrs 5 mins
No Change 59No Change Divine Wind [DW]4 hrs 2 mins
No Change 60No Change The Cave [CAVE]3 hrs 13 mins
No Change 61No Change Dark Shade [SHARK]2 hrs 39 mins
No Change 62No Change Clan Revlag [Crevl]1 hr 39 mins
No Change 63No Change Order of Red Knights [Order]1 hr 30 mins
No Change 64No Change Toothless? [T?]1 hr 23 mins
No Change 65No Change Dark Star Armory [DSA]28 mins
No Change 66No Change Invictus' Den [DEN]26 mins
No Change 67No Change The Company [TheCo]1 min 



UPDATE: Veddie Grungebeard also moved into nCrow on the 20th
THERE, YOU HAPPY NOW!!!????

Author: Eowan The Short